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Days of Whine & Neuroses

Soufflé Girl Wannabe
Friending policy: I will generally friend people back if they friend me. However, if you have an empty journal with nothing in it, never have interacted with me anywhere (a comm, a friend's journal, real life) and seem to have nothing in common with me, or never post in English, then you're out of luck. The point of LJ to me is to interact with people. If I cannot communicate with you and you're not willing to communicate with me, there seems very little point in allowing you to read things here. Sorry.

If you are under 18, please do not friend this journal. It may or may not contain adult content and I will not friend you back. I also will no longer friend anyone who doesn't have a valid date of birth or age statement on their journals or no journal activity. Sorry but times have changed.

My real name is Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the Third but you can just call me "Dot". Unless I'm calling myself Ulla Inga Hansen Benson Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden Svanson, that is.

Some days, I am nothing. I am no one. I just collect dust and take up space. Other days, I am a shimmering glowing star on the cinema firmament. Either way, I put the "grrr" in mood swinger.

"Some days my life, it seems like fiction,
Some other days, it's really quite serene.
I'm living proof of all life's contradictions,
One half's going where the other half's just been.

I'm a Pisces Fish and the river runs through my soul."

© George Harrison
Umlaut Corporation 2002

My talents include:

putting bricks to sleep
excessive verbiage and unbelievable feats of vocabulary
excelling at playing Ophelia
acerbic bitchitude
unbelievable retention of pointless and esoteric trivia

My secret identities include:

bitter old maid
girlie with guitar
freelance writer/struggling authourette
pretentious anglophile
Pisces with an fierce Aries Rising
multi-flavoured geek extraordinaire
Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks Obsessive. Yeah, I'm incorrigible (and so are they).

I currently moderate: neil_gaiman, daily_deviant, wizard_love and samhain_smut. I like to write fanfiction, mostly Harry Potter-verse stuff, much of it adult. Most of it's of the het variety, but not always.

WARNING WARNING, DANGER DANGER: I am a highly sarcastic person with a very twisted sense of the world. I am prone to being irreverant about many things including stuff I personally hold dear because too many things in life are absurd. If you don't have a sense of humour (esp. a warped one), then you might want to skip this journal (esp. if you're a fan of one James Paul McCartney) as nothing is sacred to me. If it bothers you, then please don't read this journal. Flamers will not be tolerated.

I also hate anything that's excessively cute -- I eat multicoloured fuzzy werewolf cubs for breakfast because lycanthropes are not Smurfs and human women, even Metamorphmagi, are not capable of carrying crossspecies babies. Deal with it.

Love me? Buy me stuff here

1960s, 1980s, alex kingston, amy pond, anglophilia, animaniacs, apollo/starbuck, arthur darvill, battlestar galactica, bill compton, bill weasley, bill weasley/nymphadora tonks, bill/sookie, bill/tonks, black phoenix alchemy lab, blackadder, blondie, bonks, books, bpal, brian jones, brit tv, britcoms, canada, captain jack harkness, captain jack sparrow, charles de lint, charlie weasley, charlie/alicia, charlie/tonks, costuming, coupling, damian lewis, david bowie, david tennant, dawn french, depeche mode, dhani harrison, doctor who, dolls, donna noble, england, eric idle, erotica, ewan mcgregor, fan fiction, fantasy, fashion dolls, film, fish custard, freedom of expression, gene kelly, george harrison, guitars, harry dresden, harry potter, helen mccrory, hugh laurie, india, jack davenport, jamie bamber, jason stackhouse, john lennon, johnny depp, johnny rotten, kara thrace, kara/lee, kara/sam, karen gillan, keith richards, kenneth branagh, lactose intolerance, lee/kara, life, london, lush, magick, marianne faithfull, martha jones, marx brothers, matt smith, merlin, metaphysics, michael palin, mickey smith, mods, monty python, movies, muppets, musicals, mythology, neil gaiman, neville longbottom, neville/lavender, neville/parvati, new wave, new york city, nymphadora tonks, oscar wilde, patrick stewart, pete townshend, pinky and the brain, pirates, pisces, psychedelia, public image limited, punk, quadrophenia, ray winstone, red dwarf, river song, river/doctor, rock n roll fanfic, ron weasley, ron/hermione, rory williams, sandman, sarah jane adventures, sarah jane smith, scents, science fiction, sex pistols, sookie stackhouse, squeeze, stanley donen, star trek, stephen fry, steven moffat, tarot, the beatles, the clash, the cure, the honeybears, the jam, the monkees, the prisoner, the rolling stones, the rutles, the who, theatre, tonks, tonks/bill, torchwood, traveling wilburys, true blood, u2, weasleys, wicca, writing, yoko ono


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